WELCOME 2 MY WEBBED SITE!!!!1!

ABOUT ME:

HI, MY NAME IS MORRA AND I GO BY artisticTechnology (TECH FOR SHORT) ON THE INTERWEBS!! I COLLECT HOBBIES FASTER THAN MY BLACK CLOTHES* COLLECT FUR. THIS IS MY CURRENT TWO OBSESSIONS - BECOMING AN INTERNET CELEBRITY AND LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM - COMBINED INTO ONE MONSTROUS THING THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN** HAS NEVER BEEN/SEEN.

*read: almost all of my clothes

**some might say "ooh frankenstein isn't the monster" ooh shut upp!! he was a huge ass to his own creation, never took responsibility for anything and also married his own cousin. ew!!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.